I love my job (poem)

I love my Job!

I love my job, I love my pay!
I love it more and more each day!
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest!

I love my office and its location; I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey and piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is really swell, there’s nothing else I love so well!
I love to work among my peers, I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my computer and its software!
I hug it often though it won’t care; I love each program and every file.
I’d love them more if they worked a while.

I’m happy to be here, I am I am!
I’m the happiest slave of the firm, I am!
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job, I’ll say it again – I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who’ve come today!
In clean white coats to take me away!!!